20 ways to spend in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

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P.S Okej, Sverige har inte Walmart, men ni måste erkänna, det här är KUL!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN!

10. We have Itachi.

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P.S Eftersom att jag gillar Japan jag med, så tar jag den först! Mohahaha :)

P.S.S Jag kanske kommer lägga in några till sådana här, så be prepared.

P.S.S.S Eftersom att dem är på engelska, och jag inte orkar översätta, och om ni inte kan engelska kan jag bara säga. I dont't care! (Insert evil laugh here.)

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." The next day, dump a bowl of Rice Krispies on your head and shout "I didn't mean it!"

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Hur rolig är inte listan?

Saker som ska inköpas i september:

·      Två förpackningar blond hårfärg ca 200 kr

·      Röd/Rosa/Svart/Grön eller blå färg för underhåret 69-149 kr

·      Mörkrött läppstift ca 120 kr

·      Mascara ca 100-200 kr

·      Ögonbrynspenna ca 80 kr

·      Nyaste Nemi-tidningen 49 kr

·      Blonderingsschampoo (Några bra förslag?) ca 100-200 kr

Sammanlagt: 550 kr

P.S Pappa köpte de överstruckna sakerna till moi ;)

2010/2011
◊ Börja äta frukost varje dag.
◊ Inte skippa luncher eller middagar för att sedan frossa i mig mat. Det gör INTE mig smalare.
◊ Bygga upp mitt självförtroende.
◊ Sluta tänka på vad andra tycker om mig hela tiden.
◊ SLUTA HÅLLA INNE VAD JAG KÄNNER!!
◊ Gå ner så att jag väger som mest 65 kg, vilket är min normal vikt. Får nöja mig med det, istället för att försöka gå ner till 58 kg.
◊ Inte stressa upp mig över saker, som t.ex. betyg.
◊ Börja träna!
◊ Försöka att inte sitta vid datorn lika mycket.
◊ Försöka sova bättre.

Det är vad jag kommit på just nu. Vi får se om något annat kommer tilläggas. Tycker det är ganska bra mål :)


Lite humor ;)

Saker som ska inköpas i september:

·      Två förpackningar blond hårfärg ca 200 kr

·      Röd, rosa, blå eller grön färg för underhåret 69-149 kr

·      Mörkrött läppstift ca 120 kr

·      Mascara ca 100-200 kr

·      Ögonbrynspenna ca 80 kr

·      Nyaste Nemi-tidningen 49 kr

·      Blonderingsschampoo (Några bra förslag?) ca 100-200 kr

Sammanlagt: 1019 kr